Inspired by MAD!

Inspired by MAD!
Cartoon Obituaries
By Robert Burford Jr.
Bugs Bunny
" I Guess I Shouldn't Have Been A Stinka" which is latin for "Man I was an A-hole" were the last words spoken out of Bugs Bunny. Bugs or Mortimer as he was referred to by friends and close relatives (all 2787 of them) , died of what some say was a broken heart and a carrot over dose. All said it looked rather strange when the carrots were looked powered with a white substance, which explains the Raw Energy Bugs Bunny made him self famous with. He leaves seven widows and one sad Elmer Fudd whose rendition of Kill Tha Wabbit at Bugs Bunnys Funeral sent shivers down the spine of those whom were there.

Yogi Bear
Last Words Spoken: "Hey Boo Boo, lets getta dose pickanic ugggh"
Boo Boo Responded " Whats a Picanic Uggh Yogi" before he realized his life partner had had a stroke. Sources believe it to be the Yogi, had been involved with the Russian Mafia. An Incident had happened before that haunted Yogi , in that he managed to Dress Ranger Joe up as Faux Yogi as a practical joke on April Fools , when unfortunately , Ranger Joe was murdered during " The Great Hanna Barbera" Debacle of 79 which led to an increase in Yogi's Picnic Intake. Charlie B. Barkin and Itchi Itchiford of All Dogs Go To Heaven fame, Sang A Beautiful New Rendition of " You Can't Keep A Good Dog Down" as Yogi had previously had a interspecies sex change in order to marry his beloved Boo Boo in the state of California.
He Leaves a Boo Boo and Forty Thousand Malnourished Campers.

Wile E Coyote
Last Words Seen
(Help!)
Wile E Coyote was found murdered in an apparent murder suicide, both of which he did himself due to a defective ACME gun. Set to do what was to be his last attempt at the life of the Road Runner, a test run would prove to be the last " joke" Wile ever did. The Road Runner passed by the Funeral in order to say " Meep Meep" one last time, until he was shot dead by Daffy Duck under the "Leave No Child Behind, But Kill Them Varmints Dead", President Yosemite Sam's act against Road Runners and Those Mangy Immigrants!
Nemo
"Papa Papa Can You See Me, What's This? Helllllp DAAAADDDYYY!"
Nemo was found dead face up in an aquarium, where he was performing his new teenaged act in which he did scenes from "Finding Nemo" and "Finding Nemo 2 : Nemo Please!" With the latter being Nemo and Disney's attempts to be "Urban". Tired of being known for the child actor of those hit movies, he had changed his name to sharkbait and started doing porn. Movies like Sharks Tail, A BEE OTCH Movie and Ratatatathatass , diminished his innocence . He grew an addition to Kelp and directed four Movies story Dory fish named Blow Dyke. He tried to get on the straight and narrow kicking the habit until the Kelp he'd snorted long ago , caused him to have a nose bleed and was eating by a shark whom later coughed him up due to utter cuteness that leaves a bad taste in my mouth , to which someone replied " OH CRAP THAT SHARK CAN TALK! KILL HIM"
The Song " Just Keep Swimming" Was Played At His Funeral.
Nemo leaves a father and one son with Dory the fish whom is still searching for Nemo (Surrogate)
Fred Flintstone
Last Words
"WILLLLMMMMAAAA VALDERAMMMAAAA!"
Which is Wilma's Maiden Name. Fred was grieving after hearing news that George Jetson Died when he couldn't get off the Space Treadmill. He would've known more but Sprint, even in the future, cannot get service. Grieving and Drunk, Fred stumbled home accidentally urinating on Dino. Yelling for Two Hours Straight , Fred's Voice Got Horse and amidst the excitement died of a cold draft seeing as Bedrock was in Minnesota and Fred had not known of the " Please Where Pants After the Stegosaurus Crows or You Will Die" clause. Barney and Ann Margaret sang a somber number " Your Yabba Dabba Doos Are Now Yabba Dabba Don'ts"
Fred Leaves A Wife, A Daughter, A Barney and A Dino.


Sad Yet True Stories, As Told By Your Everyday News Reporter
Robert "Mr. Bob" Burford Jr.
(c)2007