A Mr Bob Introduction. As Told In A Myspace About Me.

Now with Deleted Scenes!

The Reason Why Prisoners Bulk Up In Jail? A: Their High Protein Intake. From The Newly Discovered Shakespeare Novel Doth Takest From Behind

I'm Robert aka Mr. Bob , Most People Know Me From Such Films As What's That White Guy Doin Over- Oh I'm Sorry Robert Parts One Through Seventeen, Lets Remain Friends And Eat Cake The Greek Roman Robert Years Relationship Troublesome Years (Editors Note: It's Said That I in The Roman Times , was rejected for an orgy due to an indecisive skin color and somehow I was over qualified), And The Ever Popular Wow He's Bitter and Doesn't Have A Girlfriend , He Must Be Gay . Mr Bob and The Illiterate Minot Years.
As you see , I like to joke around. I used this same about me on Match.com , you know the advertisement you see when you sign out of certain websites starting with "My" of women who you would NEVER see on Match or True or Areyouserious.com . Anyway , I used it and I was the first person in History , even trumping the Great Dos Debacle of 1984 , to be turned down via website. Not that I didn't try or I wasn't confident but you know somethings up when the head of Match.com wants to set you up with his daughter , gives you a hug and say "Better Luck Next Time Ay Sport" which is weird cause my name is Robert.
I Love God, My Family , I Love Some Of My Friends and I Loathe Most. I Hate Superficalness , Materialism ,and I Definitely HATE ARROGANCE!! When I Grow Up : I Hope To Become A Really Successful Jewish Writer and a Recovering Sex Addict because the women couldn't get enough which we all know is the Most Obscene of Wishful Thinking. Oh I'm In The Military. I'm A Secu- Hey Where Did You Go! Love You Sunny Lane!!! - A Very Sumnifurous Mr. Bob ( Yes I know what that word means.)

I also joined to see if People who also blog or write for fun , like what I'm writing and hopefully have an open mind. Here's to the Future.