Madame Tsos

Being the Self Proclaimed " Mr. Bobiest" of Mr. Bobs I've come to a distinct conclusion. I've got a Case of the Mondays. Growing forever worrisome of my pending assassination , in which my last words will be " I'm not Obama" to which they'll reply , " Doesn't matter , we'll keep tryin". My Light Skinned Friends WATCH OUT! Drinking this Vodka and Welchs Sparkling Grape , I've figured out that not only is Shawly Lo a very stupid F**king name but that I'm an accidental victim of "You're attracted to the weirdest women" syndrome.
I ask Dr. Boone via Dixie cup thanks to Verizon Wired to explain my disease.

" It's not a disease per se , it's just you're in a career field where women find even the a hole retard who's mean to all he sees cause he's truly a man of mental handicap extremely attractive because "He doesn't let off the fact , he's deep inside" she says whilst getting poop thrown at her face or as she calls The Shittiest Form Of Endearment.
(Oh by the way , I'm listening to You Are So Beautiful By Joe Crocker and it reminded me of a mixed CD I made for someone you can read many stories about in different stories I've written and four people read. Makes me laugh , she was , then it was like how the rest of them turn out , HEY WHAT THE F**K?. )
Being a doctor , I must inform you that you will find a "Normal" in a drastic state of CRAZY! Alot of men blame it on the Periods of the sentences they love though the sentences they love eat so many puntuations they turn into paragraph , thus making them gasp for air whilst in the shades of love making , with each thump of the roll on the chest is keeping him alive like some sort of unorthadox form of CPR-I digress.
In rare form Mr. Bob , you'l find the women in the disguise of a normal. Almost like a wolf in see through sheeps clothing , or a sunday sheep by the holiness of the garment the wear. They'll come up to you and you'll be like " I like this , though in the end you're like , "How the hell did I get in this straighjacket?"

Dr. Boone was rite . I knew I'd dated a unnormal when I stopped getting invited to parties. It's weird when singles don't get invited to singles seeing as two singles were going to a singles party thus making "Together" though the single who the singles thought was mature loves to listen to hearsay or scientifically speaking Imstilliusinthehighschooliousmentalitus. Almost 21 HA! Anyway the female single of the two singles was distraught at the fact the one single , see not I just got confused. It's like how when Lindsay Lohan had the one "hit' called Rumors. It was true ,
I'm sick of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
Na nan nana nan
na why can't somthing or somethin

I can't remember the words. I think the song was about how she was hot which made her depressed and do coke or was that a shitty Red Jumpsuit Apparatus song? I do not know.

Well thats it , this buzz is amazing. Why did I start drinking? Well , ask the women with the blood of hearts covering their mouths with only the black light to see them. Hey , I'm not bitter, just happy I can still masterbate!!!

(c) 2008 Welcome back hack indeed.