Mr Bob and the 300 Workout

Corporate: Mr Bob We Have A Proprosition for you.

Mr Bob : Yeeeeessss.

Corporate : In accordance with your no masturbation for 30 days and nites , you must by the summer have a 300 ab look .

Mr. Bob : Ok that's a little farfetched , um no so such things as three hundred abs.

Coporate: Uh

Mr. Bob : No I get it I get it , um I may have to shave my pubes so you can thee uh , hundred and fiftieth ab I guess . It's gonnna feel weird no lie but uh yeah you know I'll get three hundred abs.

Coporate : Yeah ok no . um we were thinking about you having abs from the guys from 300 the movie.

Mr. Bob : That's stupid . Why would I want abs from 300 different movies , I mean I don't Jack Blacks you know ? Ah trying to keep it off you know?

Coporate : Yeeeaah , for a bright person your lights dim huh ? No moron , Gerard Butler , his stomach.

Mr. Bob : Oh , ooohhh you the 300 workout. Wait what? You want to kill myself when I get to the three hundredth pushup. Dude I can do like maybe seventy , and you want me , let me say that again ME to do the three hundred workout. One word, gay , three words , I'll do it.


Will Mr Bob go through with it!? Stay Tuned.

Spartan!?