New Years Evil

"A Costume Party in December , are you mental?" I said to my friend John . "It's original and I already paid for the VIP room so ha!"
John was always planning things so weirdly. The Leap Year foam party that everyone missed cause of daylight savings time and misprinted calenders . Lets just saying showing up to a club in a Borat swimsuit a day early is not fun , especially if it 's "Lifes A Drag" gays night at Club Kaia. Jean and I were going to this costume party as cops and robbers. I had the costume on ready and was ready to go. Jean wanted me to go on without her as she said her hair looked " Fucky" and wanted her Jillpill to come and fix it for her. "You look fine baby , lets just go" I said seeing as she did look great. "Ah Baby just go , I'll be there OK. I love you." she say with her blue eyes looking at me.
"I love you too " those were the last words I said before I saw her three days later.

NEW YEARS EVIL.
By Robert Burford Jr.

Chapter one .The Costume Party.

Walking down the road , I saw a fight break out . Two white guys getting over a fight as one of them threw a snowball at the others girlfriend. I had nothing to do , so I broke it up and told them to "Stop and -" before I could finish the girlfriend of the guy spits in my face. Having a temper for that sort of Mucus shower , I punched her boyfriend. "Thank you for that my friend , officer-blome" he Say's in a German accent.
"You're welcome but I'm not a officer" I say in the mist of confusion
"Yes you are , you're exactly who I've been looking for Mr. Heywood J Blome."
Shocked I replied " You do know the context of the jok-". Before I could reply I get punched in the gut and put into a limo. It's negative 2 and I'm getting punched in the gut by someone I just saved.
"Listen (coughs) you have the wrong guy , let me show you my ID"
I pull out my wallet and forgot I left my drivers license with Jean cause I always lose it at parties. "Wait OK , I have credit cards"
The German guy looks at me and grins " How do I know they aren't under a fake name?"
I sigh knowing he wouldn't believe me . Looking out the window not knowing where I was going , we drive past Club Kaia , I see Jean standing there looking for me . " Fine Piece of Ass Huh Comrade?" the German says
"That's my damn wife you asshole!" I say before he pistol whips me knocking me unconscious.
I woke up in a chair not strapped or gagged.
LOUD SPEAKER: HELLO MR. BLOME , I SEE YOU'VE AWOKEN FROM YOUR PISTOL ACCOMMODATED STUPOR. SUPER! THAT MUST MEAN YOU'RE READY FOR THE SERIES OF CHALLENGES I'VE GIVEN YOU. YOU MUST COMPLETE THEM OR YOUR FRIENDS AT THE CLUB WILL DIE TONITE. IT'S NEW YEARS EVE NO? SO YOU'VE TILL TWELVE TO COMPLETE THEM . IF YOU SAVE THEM HOWEVER YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T SAVE THEM YOU LIVE . ENJOY GOODNITE AND GOD BLESS.
I hear the vibration of the phone on the ground . It's a loud brrr sound. I pick it up looking at the "1 new message" it bestowed. Opening it I had I had my first mission.
From Brian:
Hello Comrade You're first mission is to kill Stretch McMahon , gun is in the bathroom in the first stall. You've ten minutes to get across town. One thousand dollars for you in his pocket. Retrieve it and purchase the drugs for your second mission . More to come :)
So It's come to this , just a everyday guy with a perfect wife and now sent to kill a stranger. I hate the New York Nite Life.
Chapter 2 : Stretch Gets His. coming soon.